What did one blondes knee say to another? Nothing, they never met
How do a blondes brain cells die? Alone
What made the blonde go up to the roof? The barman said drinks are on the house
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Write turn over on both sides of the paper
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Monday? Tell her a joke on Fri
How do you get to swap seats with a blonde on a plane? Tell her that her seats are going elsewhere
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant
Q:Why do blondes only have a ten minute lunch break? A:So employers don't have to retrain them in the afternoon.
A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street when the brunette shouted: "look a dead bird". The blonde looked up and said "where". (for blondes: dead bird can't be flying/in air
What does a blonde and a bowling ball have in common? Chances are both will end up in the gutter
What does a blonde put behind her ears to make herself more attractive? Her ankles
What do you say to a blonde that's not easy? here, have another beer
Did ya hear about the blonde with square tits? She forgot to take the tissue out of the box
What does a blonde owl say? what, what
Why did the blonde steal the cop car? she saw 911 on the back and thought it was a porsche
Why was the blonde's navel sore? Her boyfriend was blonde too
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One
How can you tell if a blondes' been in your fridge? Lipstick on the cucumbers
What did the blonde say when asked if she wanted to be a Jehovah Witness? Gee, I didn't even see the accident.
What do you get when you have 20 blondes in the freezer. Frosted Flakes.
What do blondes and computers have in common? You don't know how much you appreciate them until they go down on you.
What's a blondes favorite drink? The next one.
What did the postcard from the blonde say? Having a great time.  Where am I?
How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?	She opens the car door.
What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? The interpreter.
How many big busted blondes does it take to change a light bulb? As many as you can get.
What's the difference between a blonde and a puppy? After six months a puppy stops whining.
This blonde was so dumb - that she had to take off her blouse to count to two.
The most expensive thing in the world is a blonde - who is free for the night.
Why did GOD invent Orgasms? So blondes will know when you're through.
Why are women amazing? They give milk without eating hay, bleed without being cut and bury bones without digging holes.
Why did the blonde get turned down for auto insurance? She was getting rear-ended too much.
Why don't blondes play frisbee?	It hurts their teeth. Why are blonde jokes so short? So blondes will understand them.
What does a blonde say after you blow in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
What does a blonde say after sex? Are all of you on the same team.
What does a blonde say after finding out she's pregnant?	Gee, I hope it's mine.
Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means stop.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? Because you can park in the handicapped spots.
Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm.
Why do blondes wear so much hairspray? So they can catch all the things going over their head.
What is a blonde's mating call? I'm so drunk.
How do you put a sparkle in a blondes eyes? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What is the most used 4 letter word by a blonde? NEXT!
Between which two toes is a girl the most ticklish? The two big ones!
