What is the most used 4 letter word by a blonde?	NEXT!
Between which two toes is a girl the most ticklish?	The two big ones!
Why do blondes wear panties?	To keep their ankles warm.
Why do blondes wear so much hairspray?	So they can catch all the things going over their head.
What is a blonde's mating call?	I'm so drunk
What did one blondes knee say to another? Nothing, they never met
How do a blondes brain cells die? Alone
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet-high on pot.
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy!
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Confucius say, he who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people!
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup is very unclean.
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? 	One's a scum-sucking scavenger and the other is just a fish.
What's a lawyers expression for Fuck You!?trust me.
What do you call a gay lawyer?	Legal Aids.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor!
How many lawyer jokes are there?Three, the rest are true stories.
What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun
What's the brown stuff between elephant toes? Slow pygmy's
What do you do if you come across an elephant? Wipe it off
WinErr: 001 Windows loaded: System in danger.
WinErr: 002 No Error: Yet.
WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now in every file.
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted: System confused.
WinErr: 006 Malicious error: Desqview found on drive.
WinErr: 007 System price error: Inadequate money spent on hardware.
WinErr: 008 Broken window: Watch out for glass fragments.
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered: Only God knows what has happened.
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?  A. 45 lbs. 
Q. What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?  A. Sexual harrassment. 
Q. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A. $3.99 a minute. 
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$me kewl nick
$me You have run this script %runtimes times
$me is gay *duck*
$me Have you checked your mail lately,could be someone special :P
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$me Push Alt+F4 to see something real interesting
So how is your phone bill?
Do you want sex? Sorry can't help you there :P
