Man:   "Haven't we met before?" woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man:   "Haven't I seen you someplace before? woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man:    "Is this seat empty?" woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man:   "So, wanna go back to my place ?" woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man:   "Your place or mine?" woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man:   "I'd like to call you.  What's your number?" woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man:   "But I don't know your name." woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man:    "So what do you do for a living?" woman:  "I'm a female impersonator."
Man:   "What sign were you born under?" woman: "No Parking."
Man:   "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" woman: "Do not Enter"
Man:   "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man:   "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man:   "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man:   "I know how to please a woman." woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man:   "I want to give myself to you." woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man:   "I can tell that you want me." woman: "Ohhhh.  You're so right.  I want you to leave."
Man:   "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man:   "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man:   "Your body is like a temple." woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man:   "I'd go through anything for you." woman: "Good!  Let's start with your bank account."
Man:   "I would go to the end of the world for you. woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"