[script] n0=;<----------------------=º<×>×§uþêr§çriþt§× PRO ßy Hell`Fire '98 © <×>º=---------------------> n1=; -(!)- -(!)- ! DO NOT EDIT ANYTHING HERE OR THE SCRIPT WILL NOT WORK ANYMORE ! -(!)- -(!)- n2= n3=#autogreet on n4=on 1:join:#:{ n5= if %autogreet == On { notice $nick Welcome to $chan $nick  %greets [-AutoBotGreeteR-] by $ver } n6=} n7=#autogreet end n8=#fortune off n9=on 1:text:!fortune:#:/msg $chan 12Fortune of 5( $nick ):4 $read $mircdirtext\fortune.txt 0,0 $ver n10=#fortune end n11=#anticuss off n12=on 1:INPUT:*: { n13= if (($left($active,1) == $chr(35) || $left($active,1) == $chr(61) || $query($active) != $null) && ($left($1,1) != / || $left($1,3) == /me || $left($1,4) == /say) && ($2 != %nckeywrd)) { n14= if ($left($1,3) == /me) { set %spcmnd me | set %spelltmp1 $2- | set %spelltmp2 $c21($2-) } n15= elseif ($left($1,4) == /say) { set %spcmnd say | set %spelltmp1 $2- | set %spelltmp2 $c21l($2-) } n16= elseif ($left($1,1) != /) { set %spcmnd say | set %spelltmp1 $1- | set %spelltmp2 $c21($1-) } n17= set %spltmpt 0 n18= if (%spelltmp1 != %spelltmp2) { echo -a (14AnTi4-12CuSs)(14AuTo4-12ChAnGe) $ver } n19= else { goto done2 } n20= :next n21= inc %spltmpt n22= if ($gettok(%spelltmp1,%spltmpt,32) == $null) { goto done } n23= if ($gettok(%spelltmp1,%spltmpt,32) != $gettok(%spelltmp2,%spltmpt,32)) { n24= echo 13 -a  $+ $gettok(%spelltmp1,%spltmpt,32) $+  10changed to  $+ $gettok(%spelltmp2,%spltmpt,32) $+  n25= } n26= goto next n27= :done n28= %spcmnd %spelltmp2 n29= unset %spelltmp* n30= unset spltmpt n31= halt n32= :done2 n33= %spcmnd %spelltmp2 n34= unset %spelltmp* n35= unset spltmpt n36= halt n37= } n38= :done5 n39= return n40=} n41=alias delta { n42= set %spellphrase $1- n43= %spellphrase = $replace($replace($replace($replace(%spellphrase,Fuck,F--k),Fucker,F--ker),Fucking,F--king),Fucked,F--ked) n44= %spellphrase = $replace($replace($replace($replace(%spellphrase,Bitch,Beach),Biatch,beaach),slut,sl-t),cunt,c-nt) n45= %spellphrase = $replace($replace($replace($replace(%spellphrase,Horny,Honey),bastard,Mustard),whore,whole),Asshole,as a whole) n46= %spellphrase = $replace($replace($replace($replace(%spellphrase,shit,sh-t),Bullshit,GoBulls),pussy,pushy),pimp,pump) n47= %spellphrase = $replace($replace($replace(%spellphrase,tits,teeth),vagina,virginia),Motherfucker,Mother Puncher) n48= %spellphrase = $replace($replace(%spellphrase,masterbates,Master Keys),cum,come) n49= %spellphrase = $replace($replace(%spellphrase,lol,5L4augh 5O4ut 5L4oud),brb,5B4e 5R4ight 5B4ack) n50= %spellphrase = $replace($replace(%spellphrase,bbl,5B4e 5B4ack 5L4ater),bbs,5B4e 5B4ack 5S4oon) n51= %spellphrase = $replace($replace(%spellphrase,gtg,5G4ot 5T4o 5G4o),gforce,5S4herwin) n52= %spellphrase = $replace($replace(%spellphrase,asl,5A4ge 5S4ex 5L4ocation),lmao,5L4augh 5M4y 5A4ss 5O4ff) n53= return %spellphrase n54=} n55=#anticuss end n56= n57=#kicks on n58=on !1:kick:#: { n59= if ( (shit isin $parms) && (list isin $parms) ) { kick $chan $nick 1Ca14nt 15Yo1u R14ea15d N1o L14is15ts! %Onoise } n60= if ($knick == $me) { n61= set %kn $nick n62= set %km $1- n63= set %kn2 $nick n64= auser 20 $nick n65= } n66=} n67=on !1:op:#: { n68= if ($me !isop $chan) else (goto end) { n69= if ($opnick == $me) { n70= inc %kicks n71= set %vchan $chan n72= if (%kn ison $chan) { .raw -q kick $chan %kn :Hey What's The Big Idea My Friend... Kicking Me Means Kicking YourSelf!!!! | unset %kn } n73= :end n74= Halt n75= } n76= } n77=} n78=on !+20:join:#: { n79= .inc %kicks | raw -q kick $chan $nick :Never But Never Kick Me | auser 30 $nick | .ruser 20 $nick | unset %kn2 n80=} n81=on !+30:join:#: { n82= .inc %kicks | raw -q kick $chan $nick :Do You Under Stand? %ver AutoRevengeKick By Hell`Fire | .ruser 30 $nick | unset %kn3 | unset %km n83=} n84=#kicks end n85= n86=#pager off n87=on 1:TEXT:!page:?: { splay $mircdir $+ \soundsys\page.wav | msg $nick 3I have been paged... if I hear you I will come Pager | echo -a $ver 14 You have been paged by12 $nick | .ignore -pcu20 $nick 3 } n88=#pager end n89=#away off n90=on 1:TEXT:!msg*:?: { write $mircdirtext\pager.txt $date $timestamp $nick said : $+ $strip($parms) | msg $nick 14Your message has been saved PaGeR] | echo -a $ver14 $nick 14has left you a message | .ignore -pcu20 $nick 3 | splay $mircdir $+ \soundsys\spock.wav } n91=on 1:text:*:?: { n92= if wav !isin $parms && mid !isin $parms && MP3 !isin $parms { n93= if %pager == ON { goto withpager } n94= if %pager == OFF { goto nopager } n95= halt n96= :withpager n97= { ignore -pcu20 $nick 3 | .msg $nick 12Sorry $nick i'm away right now, Reason: 14(12 %awayrsn 14) 12type 14!PAGE12 to page me, then if you want to leave a message.... type 14!MSG12 Your Msg . $ver } n98= halt n99= :nopager n100= { ignore -pcu20 $nick 3 | .msg $nick 12Sorry $nick i'm away right now, Reason: 14(12 %awayrsn 14) 12 if you want to leave a message.... type 14!MSG12 Your Msg . $ver } n101= :end n102= } n103=} n104=#away end n105=#msgscreen off n106=on 1:TEXT:!MSG:?: { write $mircdirtext\pager.txt $date $timestamp $nick said : $+ $strip($parms) | msg $nick 14Your message has been saved $ver 14PAGER | echo -a $ver 14 $nick 14has left you a message | .ignore -pcu20 $nick 3 | .splay $mircdir $+ \soundsys\msg_scr.wav } n107=on 1:TEXT:*:?: { n108= if $away == $false { n109= set %mcomchan 0 n110= :loopcheck n111= inc %mcomchan 1 n112= set %ccomchan $comchan($nick,%mcomchan) n113= if %ccomchan == $null { goto msgscreen } n114= if $me isop $chan(%ccomchan) || $me isvo $chan(%ccomchan) { n115= if $nick isop $chan(%ccomchan) || $nick isvo $chan(%ccomchan) { goto end } n116= } n117= goto loopcheck n118= :msgscreen n119= if ( .wav !isin $1- && .mid !isin $1- && .MP3 !isin $1- && .RAM !isin $1- ) { .msg $nick Sorry, $nick i am not able to accept any messages at this time. You can leave me a message by typing !MSG (then the message you want to send) %version 14MessagE ScreeN | echo 3 -a 2System Message 3 $nick is trying to msg you | .ignore -pcu10 $nick 3 } n120= } n121= :end n122=} n123=#msgscreen end n124=#autoaway off n125=on 1:input: { n126= if ( $away == $true ) && ( Auto isin %awayrsn ) { n127= { away | awayback | .set %pager OFF | .set %away Not Away | .timer99 off | .disable #away | .disable #pager | set %stop $lines($mircdir [ $+ text\pager.txt ] ) | echo -a 5You are now Back from 4»»5 %awayrsn 4«« 5 »»«« 4Away for %ahours $+ hr %amins $+ m %asecs $+ »»«« $ver } n128= if (%stop != $null) { echo -a $ver14you have12 %stop 3messages. } n129= else { echo -a $ver14You have 12No14 messages. } n130= } n131=} n132=alias idlecheck { n133= if $away == $true { goto end } n134= if $idle >= %idletrig && $online > 600 { set %away away | set %awayrsn Auto Away On Idle ( %idletrigm minutes ) | away %awayrsn | awaytimer | .enable #away | set %pager ON | .enable #pager | echo -a 5You have been marked 4Away 5»»4 %awayrsn 5«« 54Pager 5is4 %pager  $ver | .timer99 0 2600 /ame Away was set at 5»»4 $time 5«« 4»»5 %awayrsn 4«« 5 »» 4PaGer5 is4 %pager  $ver } n135= :end n136=} n137=#autoaway end n138=alias awayset { set %away away | set %awayrsn $$?="Enter Reason" | away %awayrsn | awaytimer | .enable #away | set %pager ON | .enable #pager | amsg 4is 5[4A5w4ay] 5(4 %awayrsn 5) 5[4PaGeR] 5is4 %pager  $ver | .timer99 0 2600 /ame Away was set at 5 »» 4 $time 4A5w4ay 5««4 %awayrsn 5»» 5 »» 4PaGeR 5is4 %pager  $ver } n139=alias awaysnp { set %away away | set %awayrsn $$?="Enter Reason" | away %awayrsn | .enable #away | set %pager OFF | awaytimer | .disable #pager | amsg 4is 5[4A5w4ay] 5(4 %awayrsn 5) 5[4PaGeR] 5is4 %pager  $ver | .timer99 0 2600 /ame Away was set at 5 »» 4 $time 4A5w4ay 5««4 %awayrsn 5»» 5 »» 4PaGeR 5is4 %pager  $ver } n140=alias backann { n141= { away | awayback | .set %pager OFF | .set %away Not Away | ame 4is 4B5a4ck from 5(4 %awayrsn 5) 5»»5 (4 AwaY for %ahours $+ hr %amins $+ m %asecs $+ Seconds 5)«« $ver | .timer99 off | .disable #away | .disable #pager | set %stop $lines($mircdir [ $+ text\pager.txt ] ) } n142= if (%stop != $null) { echo -a $ver You have %stop messages. } n143= else { echo -a $ver You have No 14messages. } n144=} n145=alias backqu { n146= { away | awayback | .set %pager OFF | .set %away Not Away | .timer99 off | .disable #away | .disable #pager | set %stop $lines($mircdir [ $+ text\pager.txt ] ) } n147= if (%stop != $null) { echo -a $ver you have12 %stop 14messages. } n148= else { echo -a $ver 4 You have 12No14 messages. } n149=} n150=alias awaytimer { set %ahours 0 | set %amins 0 | set %asecs 0 | .timer523 0 60 /inc %amins | .timer527 0 3600 /set %amins 0 | .timer524 0 3600 /inc %ahours | .timer525 0 1 /inc %asecs | .timer526 0 60 set %asecs 0 | .timer522 0 1 /awaytitle | .timer95 off | } n151=alias awayback { resetidle | .timer95 0 1 /newtitle | .timer523 off | .timer527 off | .timer524 off | .timer525 off | .timer526 off | .timer522 off } n152=alias awaytitle { titlebar $ver By [- $+ %kup $+ -] -- $me is Away -- %ahours $+ H %amins $+ M }