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4Dumb Laws12 can be found at http://www.dumblaws.com/ go and see how smart our government REALLY is.
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4Dumb Laws #112 Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
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4Dumb Laws #212 Alabama: Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
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4Dumb Laws #312 Alabama: It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
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4Dumb Laws #412 Alabama: Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
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4Dumb Laws #512 Alabama: Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
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4Dumb Laws #612 Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
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4Dumb Laws #712 Alabama: You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
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4Dumb Laws #812 Jasper, Alabama: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
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4Dumb Laws #912 Lee County, Alabama: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. 
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4Dumb Laws #1012 Mobile, Alabama: It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
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4Dumb Laws #1112 Alaska: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. 
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4Dumb Laws #1212 Alaska: While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
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4Dumb Laws #1312 Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. 
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4Dumb Laws #1412 Alaska: It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.
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4Dumb Laws #1512 Fairbanks, Alaska: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
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4Dumb Laws #1612 Arizona: Hunting camels is prohibited
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4Dumb Laws #1712 Arizona: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. (This goes back in the days of the Wild West.)
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4Dumb Laws #1812 Arizona: There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
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4Dumb Laws #1912 Arizona: Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
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4Dumb Laws #2012 Arizona: It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. 
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4Dumb Laws #2112 Glendale, Arizona: Cars may not be driven in reverse.
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4Dumb Laws #2212 Globe, Arizona: Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
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4Dumb Laws #2312 Hayden, Arizona: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
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4Dumb Laws #2412 Mesa, Arizona: It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
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4Dumb Laws #2512 Mohave County, Arizona: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
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4Dumb Laws #2612 Nogales, Arizona: An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
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4Dumb Laws #2712 Prescott, Arizona: No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
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4Dumb Laws #2812 Tucson, Arizona: Women may not wear pants.
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4Dumb Laws #2912 Tombstone, Arizona: It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
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4Dumb Laws #3012 Arkansas: The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
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4Dumb Laws #3112 Arkansas: Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw".
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4Dumb Laws #3212 Arkansas: A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
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4Dumb Laws #3312 Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
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4Dumb Laws #3412 Arkansas: Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
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4Dumb Laws #3512 Fayetteville, Arkansas: It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
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4Dumb Laws #3612 Little Rock, Arkansas: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
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4Dumb Laws #3712 Little Rock, Arkansas: Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
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4Dumb Laws #3812 Little Rock, Arkansas: It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
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4Dumb Laws #3912 Little Rock, Arkansas: No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
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4Dumb Laws #4012 California: Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
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4Dumb Laws #4112 California: Bathhouses are against the law.
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4Dumb Laws #4212 California: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
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4Dumb Laws #4312 California: Women may not drive in a house coat.
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4Dumb Laws #4412 California: No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
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4Dumb Laws #4512 California: Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
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4Dumb Laws #4612 California: In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
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4Dumb Laws #4712 Arcadia, California: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
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4Dumb Laws #4812 Alhambra, California: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
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4Dumb Laws #4912 Baldwin Park, California: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
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4Dumb Laws #5012 Belvedere, California: City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
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4Dumb Laws #5112 Blythe, California: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
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4Dumb Laws #5212 Carmel, California: Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor).
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4Dumb Laws #5312 Carmel, California: Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
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4Dumb Laws #5412 Chico, California: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
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4Dumb Laws #5512 Downey, California: It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
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4Dumb Laws #5612 Hollywood, California: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
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4Dumb Laws #5712 Lafayette, California: You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
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4Dumb Laws #5812 Lompoc, California: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
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4Dumb Laws #5912 Long Beach, California: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
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4Dumb Laws #6012 Long Beach, California: It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
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4Dumb Laws #6112 Los Angeles, California: It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
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4Dumb Laws #6212 Los Angeles, California: You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
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4Dumb Laws #6312 Los Angeles, California: You may not hunt moths under a street light.
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4Dumb Laws #6412 Los Angeles, California: It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
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4Dumb Laws #6512 Los Angeles, California: Toads may not be licked.
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4Dumb Laws #6612 Los Angeles, California: Zoot suits are prohibited.
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4Dumb Laws #6712 Ontario, California: Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
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4Dumb Laws #6812 Pacific Grove, California: Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
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4Dumb Laws #6912 Palm Springs, California: It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
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4Dumb Laws #7012 Pasadena, California: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
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4Dumb Laws #7112 Prunedale, California: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
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4Dumb Laws #7212 Redlands, California: Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
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4Dumb Laws #7312 Riverside, California: One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
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4Dumb Laws #7412 San Diego, California: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
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4Dumb Laws #7512 San Diego, California: The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
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4Dumb Laws #7612 San Francisco, California: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
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4Dumb Laws #7712 San Francisco, California: It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
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4Dumb Laws #7812 San Francisco, California: Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
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4Dumb Laws #7912 San Francisco, California: It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
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4Dumb Laws #8012 San Jose, California: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
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4Dumb Laws #8112 Santa Monica, California: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
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4Dumb Laws #8212 Temecula, California: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
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4Dumb Laws #8312 Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
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4Dumb Laws #8412 Connecticut: In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
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4Dumb Laws #8512 Connecticut: It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
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4Dumb Laws #8612 Connecticut: The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
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4Dumb Laws #8712 Connecticut: It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
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4Dumb Laws #8812 Connecticut: No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
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4Dumb Laws #8912 Devon, Connecticut: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
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4Dumb Laws #9012 Guilford, Connecticut: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
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4Dumb Laws #9112 Hartford, Connecticut: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
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4Dumb Laws #9212 Hartford, Connecticut: You may not educate dogs.
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4Dumb Laws #9312 Hartford, Connecticut: It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
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4Dumb Laws #9412 New Britain, Connecticut: It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
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4Dumb Laws #9512 Southington, Connecticut: Silly string is banned.
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4Dumb Laws #9612 Waterbury, Connecticut: It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
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4Dumb Laws #9712 Delaware: It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
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4Dumb Laws #9812 Lewes, Delaware: It is illegal to wear pants that are "form fitting" around the waist.
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4Dumb Laws #9912 Lewes, Delaware: Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
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4Dumb Laws #10012 Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
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4Dumb Laws #10112 Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
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4Dumb Laws #10212 Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
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4Dumb Laws #10312 Florida: It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
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4Dumb Laws #10412 Florida: Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
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4Dumb Laws #10512 Florida: It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
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4Dumb Laws #10612 Florida: It is considered an offense to shower naked.
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4Dumb Laws #10712 Florida: You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
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4Dumb Laws #10812 Florida: Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
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4Dumb Laws #10912 Florida: It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
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4Dumb Laws #11012 Hialeah, Florida: Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
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4Dumb Laws #11112 Key West, Florida: Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
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4Dumb Laws #11212 Miami, Florida: No person shall operate a bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100 feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle.
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4Dumb Laws #11312 Pensacola, Florida: Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.
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4Dumb Laws #11412 Sarasota, Florida: If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $69.50.
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4Dumb Laws #11512 Sarasota, Florida: You may not catch crabs.
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4Dumb Laws #11612 Tampa Bay, Florida: It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
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4Dumb Laws #11712 Georgia: It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
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4Dumb Laws #11812 Georgia: You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
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4Dumb Laws #11912 Georgia: Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
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4Dumb Laws #12012 Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
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4Dumb Laws #12112 Georgia: Signs are required to be written in English.
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4Dumb Laws #12212 Georgia: No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
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4Dumb Laws #12312 Acworth, Georgia: All citizens must own a rake.
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4Dumb Laws #12412 Atlanta, Georgia: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
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4Dumb Laws #12512 Atlanta, Georgia: One man may not be on another man's back.
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4Dumb Laws #12612 Columbus, Georgia: Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
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4Dumb Laws #12712 Columbus, Georgia: It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
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4Dumb Laws #12812 Gainesville, Georgia: Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
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4Dumb Laws #12912 Jonesboro. Georgia: It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
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4Dumb Laws #13012 Kennesaw, Georgia: Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
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4Dumb Laws #13112 Marietta. Georgia: Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
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4Dumb Laws #13212 St. Mary's, Georgia: No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
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4Dumb Laws #13312 Quitman, Georgia: It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
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4Dumb Laws #13412 Quitman, Georgia: Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
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4Dumb Laws #13512 Hawaii: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
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4Dumb Laws #13612 Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
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4Dumb Laws #13712 Honolulu, Hawaii: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to, (among other things) annoy any bird.
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4Dumb Laws #13812 Idaho: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
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4Dumb Laws #13912 Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back.
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4Dumb Laws #14012 Idaho: It is considered an offense to ride on a merry-go-round on Sundays.
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4Dumb Laws #14112 Boise, Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
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4Dumb Laws #14212 Pocatello, Idaho: A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
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4Dumb Laws #14312 Pocatello, Idaho: A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.
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4Dumb Laws #14412 Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
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4Dumb Laws #14512 Illinois: You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of  "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
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4Dumb Laws #14612 Illinois: You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
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4Dumb Laws #14712 Illinois: The English language is not to be spoken.
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4Dumb Laws #14812 Chicago, Illinois: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
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4Dumb Laws #14912 Chicago, Illinois: It is an offense to feed whiskey to a dog.
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4Dumb Laws #15012 Chicago, Illinois: You can't fly a kite in the city limits.
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4Dumb Laws #15112 Chicago, Illinois: Spitting is forbidden.
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4Dumb Laws #15212 Chicago, Illinois: In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
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4Dumb Laws #15312 Chicago, Illinois: It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
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4Dumb Laws #15412 Chicago, Illinois: It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
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4Dumb Laws #15512 Cicero, Illinois: Prohibits humming on public streets on Sundays.
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4Dumb Laws #15612 Crete, Illinois: Cars may not be driven through the town.
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4Dumb Laws #15712 Des Plains, Illinois: Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
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4Dumb Laws #15812 Eureka, Illinois: A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
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4Dumb Laws #15912 Evanston, Illinois: Bowling is forbidden.
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4Dumb Laws #16012 Evanston, Illinois: It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
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4Dumb Laws #16112 Freeport, Illinois: It is illegal to expectorate[spit] from any second-story window.
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4Dumb Laws #16212 Galesburg, Illinois: There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
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4Dumb Laws #16312 Homer, Illinois: It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
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4Dumb Laws #16412 Kenilworth, Illinois: A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.
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4Dumb Laws #16512 Joilet, Illinois: It is a misdemeanor punishable by a 5 dollar fine for mispronouncing this towns name.
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4Dumb Laws #16612 Kirkland, Illinois: Forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
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4Dumb Laws #16712 Moline, Illinois: Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. [what about July??]
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4Dumb Laws #16812 Moline, Illinois: There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
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4Dumb Laws #16912 Morton Grove, Illinois: You may not own a handgun.
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4Dumb Laws #17012 Normal, Illinois: It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
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4Dumb Laws #17112 Orland Prak, Illinois: No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.
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4Dumb Laws #17212 Ottawa, Illinois: Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
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4Dumb Laws #17312 Park Ridge, Illinois: Trucks may only park inside closed garages.
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4Dumb Laws #17412 Peoria, Illinois: Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway.
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4Dumb Laws #17512 Zion, Illinois: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
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4Dumb Laws #17612 Indiana: Baths may not be taken Between the months of October and March.
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4Dumb Laws #17712 Indiana: It is against the law to pass a horse on the street in Indiana.
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4Dumb Laws #17812 Indiana: It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
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4Dumb Laws #17912 Indiana: Liquor stores may not sell milk.
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4Dumb Laws #18012 Indiana: Grocery stores may not sell any type of liquor cold.
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4Dumb Laws #18112 Indiana: You may not back into a parking spot.  Police officers cannot see your license plate.
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4Dumb Laws #18212 Indiana: Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. 
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4Dumb Laws #18312 Indiana: The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)
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4Dumb Laws #18412 Auburn, Indiana: It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in an area zone commercial. The penalty for any of these is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of ones bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days but not a combination of both.
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4Dumb Laws #18512 Beech Grove, Indiana: It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
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4Dumb Laws #18612 Evansville, Indiana: While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
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4Dumb Laws #18712 Fort Wayne, Indiana: You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It`s In the Book".
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4Dumb Laws #18812 Gary, Indiana: Persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
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4Dumb Laws #18912 South Bend, Indiana: It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
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4Dumb Laws #19012 Terre Haute, Indiana: No one may spit on the sidewalk.
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4Dumb Laws #19112 Iowa: Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
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4Dumb Laws #19212 Iowa: One-armed piano players must perform for free.
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4Dumb Laws #19312 Iowa: A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
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4Dumb Laws #19412 Iowa: It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
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4Dumb Laws #19512 Dubuque, Iowa: Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
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4Dumb Laws #19612 Indianola, Iowa: The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned.
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4Dumb Laws #19712 Fort Madison, Iowa: The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.
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4Dumb Laws #19812 Marshalltown, Iowa: Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
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4Dumb Laws #19912 Ottumwa, Iowa: It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he does not know.
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4Dumb Laws #20012 Kansas: Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
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4Dumb Laws #20112 Kansas: Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
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4Dumb Laws #20212 Kansas: No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
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4Dumb Laws #20312 Kansas: The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
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4Dumb Laws #20412 Kansas: If two trains shall meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
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4Dumb Laws #20512 Lawrence, Kansas: All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
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4Dumb Laws #20612 Lawrence, Kansas: No one may wear a bee in their hat.
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4Dumb Laws #20712 Russell, Kansas: Musical car horns are banned.
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4Dumb Laws #20812 Salina, Kansas: It is against the law to leave your car motor running unattended.
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4Dumb Laws #20912 Topeka, Kansas: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
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4Dumb Laws #21012 Wichita, Kansas: At the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a person in an automobile is required to get out of their vehicle, fire 3 shotgun rounds into the air, and then get back into their vehicle and proceed through the intersection.
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4Dumb Laws #21112 Wichita, Kansas: Any person who uses or carries concealed or unconcealed bean snappers or like, shall upon conviction be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas. 
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4Dumb Laws #21212 Kentucky: Any person who appears on any highway, or upon the street of any city that has no police protection, when clothed only in ordinary bathing garb, shall be fined not less than five dollars nor more than twenty-five dollars." (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1974)
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4Dumb Laws #21312 Kentucky: Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). (Passed 1942)
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4Dumb Laws #21412 Kentucky: All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease. (Passed in 1922; Repealed in 1948) 
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4Dumb Laws #21512 Lexington, Kentucky: It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
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4Dumb Laws #21612 Lexington, Kentucky: By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
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4Dumb Laws #21712 Owensboro, Kentucky: It is against the law for any woman to buy a hat without her husbands approval.
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4Dumb Laws #21812 Louisana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
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4Dumb Laws #21912 Louisana: Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
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4Dumb Laws #22012 Louisana: It is illegal to gargle in public places.
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4Dumb Laws #22112 New Orleans Louisana: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
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4Dumb Laws #22212 New Orleans Louisana: It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
[223]
4Dumb Laws #22312 Maine: After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
[224]
4Dumb Laws #22412 Maine: You may not step out of a plane in flight.
[225]
4Dumb Laws #22512 Maine: Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
[226]
4Dumb Laws #22612 Portland, Maine: Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
[227]
4Dumb Laws #22712 Augusta, Maine: To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
[228]
4Dumb Laws #22812 Maryland: Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
[229]
4Dumb Laws #22912 Baltimore, Maryland: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
[230]
4Dumb Laws #23012 Baltimore, Maryland: It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
[231]
4Dumb Laws #23112 Baltimore, Maryland: It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)
[232]
4Dumb Laws #23212 Baltimore, Maryland: It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
[233]
4Dumb Laws #23312 Baltimore City, Maryland: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
[234]
4Dumb Laws #23412 Columbia, Maryland: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish.
[235]
4Dumb Laws #23512 Columbia, Maryland: Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
[236]
4Dumb Laws #23612 Ocean City: Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
[237]
4Dumb Laws #23712 Massachusetts: Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
[238]
4Dumb Laws #23812 Massachusetts: Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
[239]
4Dumb Laws #23912 Michigan: A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
[240]
4Dumb Laws #24012 Michigan: There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office. 
[241]
4Dumb Laws #24112 Michigan: It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
[242]
4Dumb Laws #24212 Michigan: You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. 
[243]
4Dumb Laws #24312 Michigan: Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. 
[244]
4Dumb Laws #24412 Clawson Michigan: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
[245]
4Dumb Laws #24512 Detroit Michigan: Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. 
[246]
4Dumb Laws #24612 Detroit Michigan: Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. 
[247]
4Dumb Laws #24712 Detroit Michigan: It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. 
[248]
4Dumb Laws #24812 Detroit Michigan: Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants. 
[249]
4Dumb Laws #24912 Detroit Michigan: It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food. 
[250]
4Dumb Laws #25012 Grand Haven, Michigan: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
[251]
4Dumb Laws #25112 Harper Woods, Michigan: It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. 
[252]
4Dumb Laws #25212 Kalamazoo, Michigan: It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. 
[253]
4Dumb Laws #25312 Rochester, Michigan: All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. 
[254]
4Dumb Laws #25412 Soo, Michigan: Smoking while in bed is illegal. 
[255]
4Dumb Laws #25512 Wayland, Michigan: Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. 
[256]
4Dumb Laws #25612 Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. 
[257]
4Dumb Laws #25712 Minnesota: All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. 
[258]
4Dumb Laws #25812 Minnesota: Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. 
[259]
4Dumb Laws #25912 Minnesota: All bathtubs must have feet. 
[260]
4Dumb Laws #26012 Hibbing, Minnesota: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. 
[261]
4Dumb Laws #26112 Minneapolis, Minnesota: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street. 
[262]
4Dumb Laws #26212 St. Cloud, Minnesota: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. 
[263]
4Dumb Laws #26312 Viginia, Minnesota: You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street. 
[264]
4Dumb Laws #26412 Mississippi: Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. 
[265]
4Dumb Laws #26512 Mississippi: Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. -Sec. 97-29-1 
[266]
4Dumb Laws #26612 Columbus, Mississippi: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it. 
[267]
4Dumb Laws #26712 Oxford, Michigan: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. ...yet...Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. 
[268]
4Dumb Laws #26812 Oxford, Mississippi: One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. 
[269]
4Dumb Laws #26912 Oxford, Mississippi: Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.
[270]
4Dumb Laws #27012 Tylertown, Mississippi: It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. 
[271]
4Dumb Laws #27112 Mississippi: Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. 
[272]
4Dumb Laws #27212 Missouri: It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed) 
[273]
4Dumb Laws #27312 Buckner, Missouri: In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. 
[274]
4Dumb Laws #27412 Excelsior Springs, Missouri: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
[275]
4Dumb Laws #27512 Excelsior Springs, Missouri: Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. 
[276]
4Dumb Laws #27612 Kansas City, Missouri: Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
[277]
4Dumb Laws #27712 Kansas City, Missouri: Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. 
[278]
4Dumb Laws #27812 Marceline, Missouri: Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. 
[279]
4Dumb Laws #27912 Marquette, Missouri: It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
[280]
4Dumb Laws #28012 Mole, Missouri: Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. 
[281]
4Dumb Laws #28112 Natchez, Missouri: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
[282]
4Dumb Laws #28212 Purdy, Missouri: Dancing is strictly prohibited.
[283]
4Dumb Laws #28312 St Louis, Missouri: It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets. 
[284]
4Dumb Laws #28412 St. Louis, Missouri: A milk man may not run while on duty. 
[285]
4Dumb Laws #28512 University City, Missouri: Four women may not rent an apartment together.
[286]
4Dumb Laws #28612 Montana: Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (Repealed)
[287]
4Dumb Laws #28712 Montana: In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. 
[288]
4Dumb Laws #28812 Montana: It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. 
[289]
4Dumb Laws #28912 Montana: It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. 
[290]
4Dumb Laws #29012 Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. 
[291]
4Dumb Laws #29112 Excelsior Springs, Montana: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. 
[292]
4Dumb Laws #29212 Helena, Montana: No item may be thrown across a street. 
[293]
4Dumb Laws #29312 Salisbury, Montana: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. 
[294]
4Dumb Laws #29412 Whitehall, Montana: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. 
[295]
4Dumb Laws #295 12Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. 
[296]
4Dumb Laws #296 12Nebraska: It is Illegal to go whale fishing. 
[297]
4Dumb Laws #297 12Nebraska: It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. 
[298]
4Dumb Laws #298 12Nebraska: It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. 
[299]
4Dumb Laws #299 12Lehigh, Nebraska: Doughnut holes may not be sold 
[300]
4Dumb Laws #300 12Omaha, Nebraska: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. 
[301]
4Dumb Laws #301 12Omaha, Nebraska: A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. 
[302]
4Dumb Laws #302 12Waterloo, Nebraska: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
[303]
4Dumb Laws #303 12Nevada: It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. 
[304]
4Dumb Laws #304 12Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. 
[305]
4Dumb Laws #305 12Clark County, Nevada: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time. 
[306]
4Dumb Laws #306 12Elko, Nevada: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. 
[307]
4Dumb Laws #307 12Eureka, Nevada: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. 
[308]
4Dumb Laws #308 12Nyala, Nevada: A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. 
[309]
4Dumb Laws #309 12New Hampshire: You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. 
[310]
4Dumb Laws #310 12New Hampshire: You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. 
[311]
4Dumb Laws #311 12New Hampshire: It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name. 
[312]
4Dumb Laws #312 12New Hampshire: It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. 
[313]
4Dumb Laws #313 12New Hampshire: Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. 
[314]
4Dumb Laws #314 12New Hampshire: You may not run machinery on Sundays. 
[315]
4Dumb Laws #315 12New Hampshire: On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. 
[316]
4Dumb Laws #316 12White Mountain Nat. Forest, New Hampshire: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. 
[317]
4Dumb Laws #317 12New Jersey: You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. 
[318]
4Dumb Laws #318 12New Jersey: On a highway you can not park under a bridge. 
[319]
4Dumb Laws #319 12New Jersey: It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
[320]
4Dumb Laws #320 12New Jersey: It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. 
[321]
4Dumb Laws #321 12New Jersey: If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. 
[322]
4Dumb Laws #322 12New Jersey: You may not slurp your soup. 
[323]
4Dumb Laws #323 12New Jersey: Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. 
[324]
4Dumb Laws #324 12New Jersey: It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
[325]
4Dumb Laws #325 12Bernards Township, New Jersey: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". 
[326]
4Dumb Laws #326 12Caldwell, New Jersey: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. 
[327]
4Dumb Laws #327 12Cranford, New Jersey: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. 
[328]
4Dumb Laws #328 12Cresskill, New Jersey: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. 
[329]
4Dumb Laws #329 12Elizabeth, New Jersey: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. 
[330]
4Dumb Laws #330 12Manville, New Jersey: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. 
[331]
4Dumb Laws #331 12Newark, New Jersey: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. 
[332]
4Dumb Laws #332 12Ocean City, New Jersey: Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. 
[333]
4Dumb Laws #333 12Ocean City, New Jersey: Raw hamburger may not be sold. 
[334]
4Dumb Laws #334 12Raritan, New Jersey: Profanity is prohibited. 
[335]
4Dumb Laws #335 12Sea Isle City, New Jersey: There will be no boiling of bones on the property. 
[336]
4Dumb Laws #336 12Trenton, New Jersey: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. 
[337]
4Dumb Laws #337 12Trenton, New Jersey: Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.
[338]
4Dumb Laws #338 12New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. 
[339]
4Dumb Laws #339 12Carrizozo, New Mexico: It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. 
[340]
4Dumb Laws #340 12Las Cruces, New Mexico: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. 
[341]
4Dumb Laws #341 12New York: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. 
[342]
4Dumb Laws #342 12New York: It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. 
[343]
4Dumb Laws #343 12New York: A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. 
[344]
4Dumb Laws #344 12New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death. 
[345]
4Dumb Laws #345 12New York: New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. 
[346]
4Dumb Laws #346 12New York: A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. 
[347]
4Dumb Laws #347 12New York: While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. 
[348]
4Dumb Laws #348 12New York: Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
[349]
4Dumb Laws #349 12Carmel, New York: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. 
[350]
4Dumb Laws #350 12Greene, New York: During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. 
[351]
4Dumb Laws #351 12New York City, New York: Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". 
[352]
4Dumb Laws #352 12New York City, New York: It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." 
[353]
4Dumb Laws #353 12New York City, New York: You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. 
[354]
4Dumb Laws #354 12Ocean City, New York: It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. 
[355]
4Dumb Laws #355 12Ocean City, New York: It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. 
[356]
4Dumb Laws #356 12Staten Island, New York: You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. 
[357]
4Dumb Laws #357 12Staten Island, New York: It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." 
[358]
4Dumb Laws #358 12North Carolina: It's against the law to sing off key.
[359]
4Dumb Laws #359 12North Carolina: Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. 
[360]
4Dumb Laws #360 12North Carolina: If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. 
[361]
4Dumb Laws #361 12North Carolina: A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. 
[362]
4Dumb Laws #362 12Barber, North Carolina: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. 
[363]
4Dumb Laws #363 12Charlotte, North Carolina: Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. 
[364]
4Dumb Laws #364 12Forest City, North Carolina: You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town. 
[365]
4Dumb Laws #365 12Greensboro, North Carolina: Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street. 
[366]
4Dumb Laws #366 12Hornytown, North Carolina: Massage parlors have been banned. 
[367]
4Dumb Laws #367 12Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina: You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. 
[368]
4Dumb Laws #368 12Rocky Mount, North Carolina: It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog. 
[369]
4Dumb Laws #369 12Southern Shores, North Carolina: It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
[370]
4Dumb Laws #370 12North Dakota: Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. 
[371]
4Dumb Laws #371 12North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. 
[372]
4Dumb Laws #372 12North Dakota: It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. 
[373]
4Dumb Laws #373 12Fargo, North Dakota: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. 
[374]
4Dumb Laws #374 12Ohio: In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. 
[375]
4Dumb Laws #375 12Ohio: Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. 
[376]
4Dumb Laws #376 12Ohio: It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
[377]
4Dumb Laws #377 12Ohio: It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
[378]
4Dumb Laws #378 12Ohio: Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. 
[379]
4Dumb Laws #379 12Ohio: It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
[380]
4Dumb Laws #380 12Ohio: It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. 
[381]
4Dumb Laws #381 12Ohio: Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. 
[382]
4Dumb Laws #382 12Ohio: No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. 
[383]
4Dumb Laws #383 12Bay Village, Ohio: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. 
[384]
4Dumb Laws #384 12Bexley, Ohio: Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. 
[385]
4Dumb Laws #385 12Clinton County, Ohio: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. 
[386]
4Dumb Laws #386 12Cleveland, Ohio: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! 
[387]
4Dumb Laws #387 12Columbus, Ohio: It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. 
[388]
4Dumb Laws #388 12Fairview Park, Ohio: It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. 
[389]
4Dumb Laws #389 12Fairview Park, Ohio: Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. 
[390]
4Dumb Laws #390 12Ironton, Ohio: Cross-dressing is against the law. 
[391]
4Dumb Laws #391 12Lima, Ohio: Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. 
[392]
4Dumb Laws #392 12Lowell, Ohio: It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. 
[393]
4Dumb Laws #393 12Marion, Ohio: You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
[394]
4Dumb Laws #394 12North Canton, Ohio: It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. 
[395]
4Dumb Laws #395 12McDonald, Ohio: Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. 
[396]
4Dumb Laws #396 12Paulding, Ohio: A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. 
[397]
4Dumb Laws #397 12Toledo, Ohio: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. 
[398]
4Dumb Laws #398 12Strongsville, Ohio: Catch 22 is banned. 
[399]
4Dumb Laws #399 12Youngstown, Ohio: Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed. 
[400]
4Dumb Laws #400 12Youngstown, Ohio: You may not run out of gas.
[401]
4Dumb Laws #401 12Oklahoma: Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. 
[402]
4Dumb Laws #402 12Oklahoma: Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. 
[403]
4Dumb Laws #403 12Oklahoma: Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. 
[404]
4Dumb Laws #404 12Oklahoma: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. 
[405]
4Dumb Laws #405 12Oklahoma: It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. 
[406]
4Dumb Laws #406 12Oklahoma: Whaling is illegal. 
[407]
4Dumb Laws #407 12Oklahoma: It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. 
[408]
4Dumb Laws #408 12Oklahoma: Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)
[409]
4Dumb Laws #409 12Oklahoma: Tattoos are banned. 
[410]
4Dumb Laws #410 12Oklahoma: It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
[411]
4Dumb Laws #411 12Oklahoma: Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. 
[412]
4Dumb Laws #412 12Oklahoma: Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. 
[413]
4Dumb Laws #413 12Ada, Oklahoma: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. 
[414]
4Dumb Laws #414 12Clinton, Oklahoma: Molesting an automobile is illegal. 
[415]
4Dumb Laws #415 12Hawthahorne, Oklahoma: It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. 
[416]
4Dumb Laws #416 12Oklahoma City, Oklahoma: No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger. 
[417]
4Dumb Laws #417 12Tulsa, Oklahoma: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. 
[418]
4Dumb Laws #418 12Tulsa, Oklahoma: Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. 
[419]
4Dumb Laws #419 12Wynona, Oklahoma: One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. 
[420]
4Dumb Laws #420 12Wynona, Oklahoma: Mules may not drink out of bird baths. 
[421]
4Dumb Laws #421 12Wynona, Oklahoma: Clothes may not be washed in bird baths. 
[422]
4Dumb Laws #422 12Yukon, Oklahoma: It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. 
[423]
4Dumb Laws #423 12Oregon: Dishes must drip dry.
[424]
4Dumb Laws #424 12Oregon: The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart. 
[425]
4Dumb Laws #425 12Oregon: It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. 
[426]
4Dumb Laws #426 12Oregon: Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. 
[427]
4Dumb Laws #427 12Oregon: You may not pump your own gas in service stations. 
[428]
4Dumb Laws #428 12Oregon: One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee. 
[429]
4Dumb Laws #429 12Beaverton, Oregon: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
[430]
4Dumb Laws #430 12Eugene, Oregon: It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. 
[431]
4Dumb Laws #431 12Hood River, Oregon: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. 
[432]
4Dumb Laws #432 12Klamath Falls, Oregon: It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. 
[433]
4Dumb Laws #433 12Portland, Oregon: It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)
[434]
4Dumb Laws #434 12Portland, Oregon: People may not whistle underwater. 
[435]
4Dumb Laws #435 12Portland, Oregon: You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. 
[436]
4Dumb Laws #436 12Marion, Oregon: Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. 
[437]
4Dumb Laws #437 12Myrtle Creek, Oregon: One may not box with a kangaroo. 
[438]
4Dumb Laws #438 12Springfield, Oregon: It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.
[439]
4Dumb Laws #439 12Stanfield, Oregon: Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. 
[440]
4Dumb Laws #440 12Stanfield, Oregon: No more than two people may share a single drink. 
[441]
4Dumb Laws #441 12Pennsylvania: It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. 
[442]
4Dumb Laws #442 12Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. 
[443]
4Dumb Laws #443 12Pennsylvania: It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
[444]
4Dumb Laws #444 12Pennsylvania: Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. 
[445]
4Dumb Laws #445 12Pennsylvania: A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. 
[446]
4Dumb Laws #446 12Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub. 
[447]
4Dumb Laws #447 12Pennsylvania: A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. 
[448]
4Dumb Laws #448 12Pennsylvania: Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. 
[449]
4Dumb Laws #449 12Pennsylvania: No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor" 
[450]
4Dumb Laws #450 12Pennsylvania: All liquor stores must be run by the state. 
[451]
4Dumb Laws #451 12Pennsylvania: You may not catch a fish with your hands. 
[452]
4Dumb Laws #452 12Pennsylvania: You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. 
[453]
4Dumb Laws #453 12Peensylvania: Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. 
[454]
4Dumb Laws #454 12Danville, Pennsylvania: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. 
[455]
4Dumb Laws #455 12Millville, Pennsylvania: One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets. 
[456]
4Dumb Laws #456 12Morrisville, Pennsylvania: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. 
[457]
4Dumb Laws #457 12Newtown, Pennsylvania: Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. 
[458]
4Dumb Laws #458 12Pittsburg, Pennsylvania: It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. 
[459]
4Dumb Laws #459 12Ridley Park, Pennsylvania: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance. 
[460]
4Dumb Laws #460 12Tarentum, Pennsylvania: Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. 
[461]
4Dumb Laws #461 12Rhode Island: It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years. 
[462]
4Dumb Laws #462 12Rhode Island: Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. 
[463]
4Dumb Laws #463 12Rhode Island: It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road. 
[464]
4Dumb Laws #464 12Rhode Island: Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. 
[465]
4Dumb Laws #465 12Rhode Island: Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1 
[466]
4Dumb Laws #466 12Rhode Island: It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged. 
[467]
4Dumb Laws #467 12Rhose Island: It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. 
[468]
4Dumb Laws #468 12Newport, Rhode Island: You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset. 
[469]
4Dumb Laws #469 12Providence, Rhode Island: You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. 
[470]
4Dumb Laws #470 12Providence, Rhode Island: It is illegal to wear transparent clothing. 
[471]
4Dumb Laws #471 12South Carolina: It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide
[472]
4Dumb Laws #472 12South Carolina: Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks
[473]
4Dumb Laws #473 12South Carolina: It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. 
[474]
4Dumb Laws #474 12South Carolina: When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic. 
[475]
4Dumb Laws #475 12South Carolina: Horses may not be kept in bathtubs
[476]
4Dumb Laws #476 12South Carolina: No work may be done on Sunday.  An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold
[477]
4Dumb Laws #477 12South Carolina: All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day
[478]
4Dumb Laws #478 12South Carolina: Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold. 
[479]
4Dumb Laws #479 12South Carolina: Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses
[480]
4Dumb Laws #480 12South Carolina: By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place
[481]
4Dumb Laws #481 12South Carolina: It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages
[482]
4Dumb Laws #482 12Charleston, South Carolina: The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake
[483]
4Dumb Laws #483 12Fountain Inn, South Carolina: Horses are to wear pants at all times
[484]
4Dumb Laws #484 12Lancaster County, South Carolina: It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster
[485]
4Dumb Laws #485 12Spartanburg, South Carolina: Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden
[486]
4Dumb Laws #486 12South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory
[487]
4Dumb Laws #487 12South Dakota: Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden
[488]
4Dumb Laws #488 12South Dakota: If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them
[489]
4Dumb Laws #489 12Spearfish, South Dakota: If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon
[490]
4Dumb Laws #490 12Tennessee: You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile
[491]
4Dumb Laws #491 12Tennessee: Hollow logs may not be sold
[492]
4Dumb Laws #492 12Tennessee: It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish
[493]
4Dumb Laws #493 12Tennessee: "Crimes against nature" are prohibited
[494]
4Dumb Laws #494 12Tennessee: Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging
[495]
4Dumb Laws #495 12Tennessee: Driving is not to be done while asleep
[496]
4Dumb Laws #496 12Tennessee: It is legal to gather and consume roadkill
[497]
4Dumb Laws #497 12Fayette County, Tennessee: You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. 
[498]
4Dumb Laws #498 12Lenoir County, Tennesee: When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming
[499]
4Dumb Laws #499 12Lexington, Tennessee: No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk
[500]
4Dumb Laws #500 12Dyersburg, Tennessee: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date
[501]
4Dumb Laws #501 12Knowville, Tennessee: In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." 
[502]
4Dumb Laws #502 12Memphis, Tennessee: Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians
[503]
4Dumb Laws #503 12Memphis, Tennessee: It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. 
[504]
4Dumb Laws #504 12Memphis, Tennessee: Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996) 
[505]
4Dumb Laws #505 12Memphis, Tennessee: It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises
[506]
4Dumb Laws #506 12Oneida, Tennessee: An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." 
[507]
4Dumb Laws #507 12Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. 
[508]
4Dumb Laws #508 12Texas: A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit
[509]
4Dumb Laws #509 12Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing
[510]
4Dumb Laws #510 12Texas: You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times
[511]
4Dumb Laws #511 12Texas: It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers
[512]
4Dumb Laws #512 12Texas: It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. 
[513]
4Dumb Laws #513 12Texas: It is illegal to milk another person's cow
[514]
4Dumb Laws #514 12Texas: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed
[515]
4Dumb Laws #515 12Texas: The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home
[516]
4Dumb Laws #516 12Abilene, Texas: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing
[517]
4Dumb Laws #517 12Austin, Texas: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket
[518]
4Dumb Laws #518 12Borger, Texas: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind
[519]
4Dumb Laws #519 12Clarendon, Texas: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster
[520]
4Dumb Laws #520 12Houston, Texas: It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday
[521]
4Dumb Laws #521 12Galveston, Texas: It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays
[522]
4Dumb Laws #522 12Lubbock Country, Texas: It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream
[523]
4Dumb Laws #523 12Mesquite, Texas: It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts
[524]
4Dumb Laws #524 12Port Arthur, Texas: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator
[525]
4Dumb Laws #525 12Richardson, Texas: It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. 
[526]
4Dumb Laws #526 12San Antonio, Texas: It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands
[527]
4Dumb Laws #527 12Temple, Texas: No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square
[528]
4Dumb Laws #528 12Temple, Texas: You can ride your horse in the saloon
[529]
4Dumb Laws #529 12Temple, Texas: Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. 
[530]
4Dumb Laws #530 12Texarkana, Texas: Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. 
[531]
4Dumb Laws #531 12Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback
[532]
4Dumb Laws #532 12Utah: When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin. 
[533]
4Dumb Laws #533 12Utah: It is illegal not to drink milk
[534]
4Dumb Laws #534 12Utah: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them
[535]
4Dumb Laws #535 12Utah: Birds have the right of way on all highways
[536]
4Dumb Laws #536 12Utah: A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence
[537]
4Dumb Laws #537 12Utah: It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list
[538]
4Dumb Laws #538 12Utah: It is considered an offense to hunt whales
[539]
4Dumb Laws #539 12Kaysville, Utah: You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark. 
[540]
4Dumb Laws #540 12Logan, Utah: Women may not swear
[541]
4Dumb Laws #541 12Monroe, Utah: Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor
[542]
4Dumb Laws #542 12Provo, Utah: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. 
[543]
4Dumb Laws #543 12Salt Lake City, Utah: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. 
[544]
4Dumb Laws #544 12Trout Creek, Utah: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. 
[545]
4Dumb Laws #545 12Vermont: It is illegal to deny the existence of God
[546]
4Dumb Laws #546 12Vermont: At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
[547]
4Dumb Laws #547 12Vermont: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. 
[548]
4Dumb Laws #548 12Barre, Vermont: All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. 
[549]
4Dumb Laws #549 12Virginia: It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed) You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed)
[550]
4Dumb Laws #550 12Virginia: There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates." 
[551]
4Dumb Laws #551 12Virginia: Police radar detectors are illegal
[552]
4Dumb Laws #552 12Virginia: Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween
[553]
4Dumb Laws #553 12Virginia: It is illegal to tickle women
[554]
4Dumb Laws #554 12Virginia: You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977) 
[555]
4Dumb Laws #555 12Culpeper, VA: No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. 
[556]
4Dumb Laws #556 12Norfolk, VA: Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated
[557]
4Dumb Laws #557 12Lebanon, VA: It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed
[558]
4Dumb Laws #558 12Norfolk, VA: Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone
[559]
4Dumb Laws #559 12Richmond, VA: It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee
[560]
4Dumb Laws #560 12Stafford County, VA: It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm
[561]
4Dumb Laws #561 12Virginia Beach, VA: If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. 
[562]
4Dumb Laws #562 12Virginia Beach, VA: It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. 
[563]
4Dumb Laws #563 12Virginia Beach, VA: It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk
[564]
4Dumb Laws #564 12Virginia Beach, VA: It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue. 
[565]
4Dumb Laws #565 12Waynesboro, VA: It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. 
[566]
4Dumb Laws #566 12Washington: All lollipops are banned
[567]
4Dumb Laws #567 12Washington: A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." 
[568]
4Dumb Laws #568 12Washington: It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. 
[569]
4Dumb Laws #569 12Washington: All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. 
[570]
4Dumb Laws #570 12Washington: People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. 
[571]
4Dumb Laws #571 12Washington: It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich
[572]
4Dumb Laws #572 12Washington: When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed
[573]
4Dumb Laws #573 12Washington: You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday
[574]
4Dumb Laws #574 12Bremerton, WA: You may not shuck peanuts on the street
[575]
4Dumb Laws #575 12Everett, Washington: It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. 
[576]
4Dumb Laws #576 12Lynden, Washington: Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment
[577]
4Dumb Laws #577 12Seattle, Washington: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length
[578]
4Dumb Laws #578 12Seattle, Washington: No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. 
[579]
4Dumb Laws #579 12Seattle, Washington: It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. 
[580]
4Dumb Laws #580 12Spokane, Washington: TV's may not be bought on Sundays
[581]
4Dumb Laws #581 12Waldron Island, Washington: No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing
[582]
4Dumb Laws #582 12Wilbur, Washington: You may not ride an ugly horse. 
[583]
4Dumb Laws #583 12West Virginia: No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." 
[384]
4Dumb Laws #584 12West Virginia: It is illegal to snooze on a train
[585]
4Dumb Laws #585 12West Virginia: According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. 
[586]
4Dumb Laws #586 12West Virginia: If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined
[587]
4Dumb Laws #587 12West Virginia: Roadkill may be taken home for supper
[588]
4Dumb Laws #588 12West Virginia: Whistling underwater is prohibited
[589]
4Dumb Laws #589 12Alderson, WV: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash
[590]
4Dumb Laws #590 12Nicholas County, WV: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service
[591]
4Dumb Laws #591 12Huntington, WV: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse
[592]
4Dumb Laws #592 12Huntington, WV: It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. 
[593]
4Dumb Laws #593 12Wisconsin: You must manually flush all urinals in a building. 
[594]
4Dumb Laws #594 12Wisconsin: Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons
[595]
4Dumb Laws #595 12Wisconsin: Citizens may not murder their enemies
[596]
4Dumb Laws #596 12Wisconsin: Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has
[597]
4Dumb Laws #597 12Wisconsin: As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. 
[598]
4Dumb Laws #598 12Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. 
[599]
4Dumb Laws #599 12Wisconsin: While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license
[600]
4Dumb Laws #600 12Wisconsin: It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. 
[601]
4Dumb Laws #601 12LaCosse, WI: It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street 
[602]
4Dumb Laws #602 12LaCrosse, WI: It is illegal to play checkers in public
[603]
4Dumb Laws #603 12LaCrosse, WI: You cannot "worry a squirrel."
[604]
4Dumb Laws #604 12Milwaukee, WI: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. 
[605]
4Dumb Laws #605 12Milwaukee, WI: It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. 
[606]
4Dumb Laws #606 12Milwaukee, WI: If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day
[607]
4Dumb Laws #607 12Racine, WI: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. 
[608]
4Dumb Laws #608 12Racine, WI: Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man
[609]
4Dumb Laws #609 12St. Croix, WI: Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public
[610]
4Dumb Laws #610 12Wyoming: It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement. 
[611]
4Dumb Laws #611 12Wyoming: It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking
[612]
4Dumb Laws #612 12Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June
[613]
4Dumb Laws #613 12Cheyenne, WY: Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. 