[0]
  /describe %skickchan Oh boy, %skickTarget $+ ...
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget you asked for it, you got it...
  /describe %skickchan drops a Toyota on top of %skickTarget $+ .
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm)


[1]
  /describe %skickchan wonders if %skickTarget will EVER learn.
  /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget $+ 's shirt, and throws him out the room..
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget have a nice trip...
  /describe %skickchan wonders if he should have opened the door, first...

[2]
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget you have failed to grasp the lesson.
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget $+ , approach me so that you may learn.
  /describe %skickchan does a flying spin kick to %skickTarget $+ 's head.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm)

[3]
  /describe %skickchan Is bored...
  /describe %skickchan wants to play laser tag.
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget $+ , I *see* you..
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget ZAPP!!
 
[4]
  /describe %skickchan wants to play "Tag". *Uh-OH!!*
  /describe %skickchan sees %skickTarget $+ . *hmmm*
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget %skickTarget $+ , You're it!! Now, try and catch me!!


[5]
  /describe %skickchan waves goodbye to %skickTarget $+ .
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Ciao!


[6]
  /describe %skickchan makes a bet with the bartender.
  /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget and flips him into the air.
  /describe %skickchan Rats!! heads again!
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget good bye


[7]
  /describe %skickchan decides to use %skickTarget $+ 's lip as a slingshot.
  /describe %skickchan draws %skickTarget $+ 's lower lip out to 10 feet and takes out a anvil.
  /describe %skickchan puts anvil in %skickTarget $+ 's lower lip and releases it.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Ohhh that's gonna leave a mark


[8]
  /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget and throws %skickTarget out the window.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget CIAO!


[9]
  /describe %skickchan opens a extra dimensional hole...
  /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget by the neck.....
  /describe %skickchan stuffs %skickTarget into the hole and proceeds to close it up again.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Don't forget to write


[10]
  /describe %skickchan pulls out the portable chalkboard.
  /describe %skickchan shows %skickTarget the function of relativity for basic mathematics.
  /describe %skickchan watches as %skickTarget $+ 's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke!
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Ooops, sorry 'bout that


[11]
  /describe %skickchan becomes disgusted with %skickTarget $+ .
  /describe %skickchan pulls out the trusty 9mm.
  /describe %skickchan proceeds to blow a hole in %skickTarget $+ 's foot.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Hurts, don't it?



[12]
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget : what is your real name ?
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget : what is your quest ?
  /describe %skickchan %skickTarget : what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow?
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget What happens when I use /kick?


[13]
  /describe %skickchan a bolt of electricity arcs toward %skickTarget $+ .
  /describe %skickchan enjoy %skickTarget $+ !
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget I hope you've been provided with a shocking experience


[14]
  /describe %skickchan waves hands in random patterns & gestures vaguely at %skickTarget $+ .
  /describe %skickchan watches as %skickTarget sprouts wax mouse lips and a fake moustache.
  /describe %skickchan decides to top it off by landing a anvil on %skickTarget $+ 's little head.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Bu bye


[15]
  /describe %skickchan turns into Michael Jordan for a instant.
  /msg %skickchan %skickTarget give me those Nike's!
  /describe %skickchan leaves a court shoe print across %skickTarget $+ 's face.
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Just do it


[16]
  /describe %skickchan is getting VERY tired of %skickTarget $+ ...
  /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget $+ , and throws him out the window. 
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Want me to open the window next time??


[17]
  /describe %skickchan gestures with large motions....
  /describe %skickchan reaches up and grabs a giant bungee chord from thin air...
  /describe %skickchan loops the bungees chord around %skickTarget $+ 's neck and lets fly...
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Kids, Don't try this at home


[18]
  /describe %skickchan Idiot Ahoy!
  /describe %skickchan scrounges in pocket (dig..dig), pulls out a giant mallet.
  /describe %skickchan sights on %skickTarget and treats %skickTarget like a gopher....
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget *THWAP!*


[19]
  /describe %skickchan pulls out a wand
  /describe %skickchan aims the wand at %skickTarget
  /describe %skickchan condemns %skickTarget to a long life as.... a keebler elf!
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Chips Ahoy!


[20]
  /say Hey, %skickTarget $+ , let's sing!!
  /say If you're happy and you know it, say Amen..  AMEN
  /say if you're happy and you know it, stop your feet..  STOMP
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget oops.. was that your foot??


[21]
  /say Run, %skickTarget $+ !
  /say The OP swoops from upon high, devouring everything in its path..
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Oooops...  You didn't run...


[22]
  /say Da dum da dum da dum DA DUM DA DUM!
  /say no one gets away from Jaws!!
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Shark Attack!


[23]
  /say Who let you out of your laboratory cage, %skickTarget $+ ??
  /say time for your shot %skickTarget $+ ...
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm)
  /say Protecting the world from the infected!!


[24]
  /say Wanna play games %skickTarget $+ ??
  /say Great! me too
  /describe %skickchan wants to practice his punt..
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm)
  /say looks like another field goal!!

[25]
  /say T minus 4 seconds till oping of %skickTarget $+ ....
  /say 2....        1....
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget *Booom!* Well, folks.. we had an engine failure.. better luck next time.

[26]
  /say *Kick Alert* Target: %skicktarget  From: %skickchan
  /kick %skickchan %skickTarget If you feel that this kick was un-just, type /quit report kick