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[0] /describe %skickchan Oh boy, %skickTarget $+ ... /describe %skickchan %skickTarget you asked for it, you got it... /describe %skickchan drops a Toyota on top of %skickTarget $+ . /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm) [1] /describe %skickchan wonders if %skickTarget will EVER learn. /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget $+ 's shirt, and throws him out the room.. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget have a nice trip... /describe %skickchan wonders if he should have opened the door, first... [2] /describe %skickchan %skickTarget you have failed to grasp the lesson. /describe %skickchan %skickTarget $+ , approach me so that you may learn. /describe %skickchan does a flying spin kick to %skickTarget $+ 's head. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm) [3] /describe %skickchan Is bored... /describe %skickchan wants to play laser tag. /describe %skickchan %skickTarget $+ , I *see* you.. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget ZAPP!! [4] /describe %skickchan wants to play "Tag". *Uh-OH!!* /describe %skickchan sees %skickTarget $+ . *hmmm* /kick %skickchan %skickTarget %skickTarget $+ , You're it!! Now, try and catch me!! [5] /describe %skickchan waves goodbye to %skickTarget $+ . /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Ciao! [6] /describe %skickchan makes a bet with the bartender. /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget and flips him into the air. /describe %skickchan Rats!! heads again! /kick %skickchan %skickTarget good bye [7] /describe %skickchan decides to use %skickTarget $+ 's lip as a slingshot. /describe %skickchan draws %skickTarget $+ 's lower lip out to 10 feet and takes out a anvil. /describe %skickchan puts anvil in %skickTarget $+ 's lower lip and releases it. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Ohhh that's gonna leave a mark [8] /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget and throws %skickTarget out the window. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget CIAO! [9] /describe %skickchan opens a extra dimensional hole... /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget by the neck..... /describe %skickchan stuffs %skickTarget into the hole and proceeds to close it up again. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Don't forget to write [10] /describe %skickchan pulls out the portable chalkboard. /describe %skickchan shows %skickTarget the function of relativity for basic mathematics. /describe %skickchan watches as %skickTarget $+ 's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Ooops, sorry 'bout that [11] /describe %skickchan becomes disgusted with %skickTarget $+ . /describe %skickchan pulls out the trusty 9mm. /describe %skickchan proceeds to blow a hole in %skickTarget $+ 's foot. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Hurts, don't it? [12] /describe %skickchan %skickTarget : what is your real name ? /describe %skickchan %skickTarget : what is your quest ? /describe %skickchan %skickTarget : what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? /kick %skickchan %skickTarget What happens when I use /kick? [13] /describe %skickchan a bolt of electricity arcs toward %skickTarget $+ . /describe %skickchan enjoy %skickTarget $+ ! /kick %skickchan %skickTarget I hope you've been provided with a shocking experience [14] /describe %skickchan waves hands in random patterns & gestures vaguely at %skickTarget $+ . /describe %skickchan watches as %skickTarget sprouts wax mouse lips and a fake moustache. /describe %skickchan decides to top it off by landing a anvil on %skickTarget $+ 's little head. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Bu bye [15] /describe %skickchan turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. /msg %skickchan %skickTarget give me those Nike's! /describe %skickchan leaves a court shoe print across %skickTarget $+ 's face. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Just do it [16] /describe %skickchan is getting VERY tired of %skickTarget $+ ... /describe %skickchan grabs %skickTarget $+ , and throws him out the window. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Want me to open the window next time?? [17] /describe %skickchan gestures with large motions.... /describe %skickchan reaches up and grabs a giant bungee chord from thin air... /describe %skickchan loops the bungees chord around %skickTarget $+ 's neck and lets fly... /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Kids, Don't try this at home [18] /describe %skickchan Idiot Ahoy! /describe %skickchan scrounges in pocket (dig..dig), pulls out a giant mallet. /describe %skickchan sights on %skickTarget and treats %skickTarget like a gopher.... /kick %skickchan %skickTarget *THWAP!* [19] /describe %skickchan pulls out a wand /describe %skickchan aims the wand at %skickTarget /describe %skickchan condemns %skickTarget to a long life as.... a keebler elf! /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Chips Ahoy! [20] /say Hey, %skickTarget $+ , let's sing!! /say If you're happy and you know it, say Amen.. AMEN /say if you're happy and you know it, stop your feet.. STOMP /kick %skickchan %skickTarget oops.. was that your foot?? [21] /say Run, %skickTarget $+ ! /say The OP swoops from upon high, devouring everything in its path.. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Oooops... You didn't run... [22] /say Da dum da dum da dum DA DUM DA DUM! /say no one gets away from Jaws!! /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Shark Attack! [23] /say Who let you out of your laboratory cage, %skickTarget $+ ?? /say time for your shot %skickTarget $+ ... /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm) /say Protecting the world from the infected!! [24] /say Wanna play games %skickTarget $+ ?? /say Great! me too /describe %skickchan wants to practice his punt.. /kick %skickchan %skickTarget Splatter Kick (tm) /say looks like another field goal!! [25] /say T minus 4 seconds till oping of %skickTarget $+ .... /say 2.... 1.... /kick %skickchan %skickTarget *Booom!* Well, folks.. we had an engine failure.. better luck next time. [26] /say *Kick Alert* Target: %skicktarget From: %skickchan /kick %skickchan %skickTarget If you feel that this kick was un-just, type /quit report kick