/ScriptServ

Say it!:/say $t  Its Like  Sand in The Wind $t b3y _Kai3Se3R_. 14You can find it at ======3Http:\\www.hawkee.com14======
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&Whois:/whois $$1 | /speak yes sir! Looking up information on $$1
O&pen Log:run notepad.exe $mircdirlogs\ $+ $replace($replace($replace($replace($replace($replace($replace($1,-,_)$1,^,_)$1,[,_)$1,],_)$1,`,_)$1,$chr(123),_)$1,$chr(125),_) $+ .log
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&Current User
.Notify List
..Add:/notify $$1 | /speak Added
..Remove:/notify -r $$1 | /speak Removed
.Ignore
..Nick Only:/ignore $1 | /speak Added
..Nick@Port.Host(1):/ignore $1 1 | /speak Added
..@Port.Host(2):/ignore $1 2 | /speak Added
..User@.Host(3):/ignore $1 3 | /speak Added
..@Domain(4):/ignore $1 4 | /speak Added
..Nick@Port.Host(5):/ignore $1 5 | /speak Added
..Nick!Host@.host(8)/ignore $1 8 | /speak added
..Nick@Domain(9):/ignore $1 9 | /speak Added
.Voices
..Add:.guser 8 $$1 8 | .timer 1 3 .guser 8 $$1 3 | .notice $$1 You have been added to my 2-=(2îÑsåñïT¥)2=- Auto-+V List | /speak Added | echo -a $pa(AutoV) $1 User Added to the AutoV list, he will be automatically +v'ed | /if $me isop # { /mode # +v $$1 }
..Remove:.ruser 8 $$1 8 | .timer 1 3 .ruser 8 $$1 3 | .notice $$1 You have been removed from my 2-=(2îÑsåñïT¥)2=- Auto-+V List | /speak Removed | echo -a $pa(AutoV) $1 User Removed from AutoV list | /if $me isop # { /mode # -v $$1 }
.Friends
..Add:.guser 9 $1 8 | .timer 1 3 .guser 9 $$1 3 | .notice $1 You have been added to my 2-=(2îÑsåñïT¥)2=- Friends List | /speak Added | echo -a $pa(Friends) $1 has been added to your friends list. He will not be kicked when he performs any type of your trigger kicks, and will be auto+v'ed! | /if $me isop # { /mode # +v $$1 }
..Remove:.ruser 9 $1 8 | .timer 1 3 .ruser 9 $$1 3 | .notice $1 You have been removed from my 2-=(2îÑsåñïT¥)2=- Friends List | /speak Removed | /echo -a $pa(Friends) $1 User Removed from Friends list | /if $me isop # { /mode # -v $$1 }
.Shitlist
..Add:.guser 999 $1 8 | .timer 1 3 .guser 999 $$1 3 | .notice $1 You have been added to my 2-=(2îÑsåñïT¥)2=- Shitlist | /speak Added | echo -a $pa(Shitlist) $1 has been added to your shitlist. He will be kicked and banned when joining a channel you op, and will be auto ignored | /if $me isop # { /kick # $12Automatic Moron Ejection System[tm] $i(5) Shitlist | /ban $1 3 }
..Remove:.ruser 999 $1 8 | .timer 1 3 .ruser 999 $$1 3 | .notice $1 You have been removed from my 2-=(2îÑsåñïT¥)2=- Shitlist | /speak Removed | /echo -a $pa(Shitlist) $1 User Removed from Shitlist
&EggDrop Control
.Misc
..File Area
...Enter File Area:/say .files
...Leave File Area:/say quit
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...List Files:/say ls
...Get File:/say get $$?="Type Filename To Get:"
..Show Users:/say .whom
..Connected Bots:/say .bots
..Bot Tree:/say .bottree
..Chattr:/say .chattr $$?="Enter User" $$?="Flags for $$! $+ "
..Jump Servers:/say .jump $$?="Jump to where?"
..Change your info:/say .info $?="Enter an info string (type 'none' for no info):"
..Send Ident:/say ident $$?="Enter your password on the eggdrop:"
.Op Control
..Do anything:/say .dump $$?="Do what? (ex: join #blah)"
..Kick:/say .kick $?="Kick who?"
..Kick/Ban:/say .kickban $?="Kickban who?"
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..Bans
...View Banlist:/say .bans
...View Banlist (complete):/say .bans all
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...Reset Bans:/say .resetbans
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...Add Ban:/say .+ban $?="Enter Hostmask to Ban:"
...Remove Ban:/say .-ban $?="Enter Ban Number/Host to Remove:"
.Notes
..Write:/say .note $$?="Enter nick:" $$?="Enter your note:"
..Read
...Read One:/say .notes read $$?="Enter the number of the note you wish to read:"
...Read All:/say .notes read
..Erase
...Erase One:/say .notes erase $$?="Enter the number of the note you wish to erase:"
...Erase All:/say .notes erase
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..Index:/say .note index
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.Close Eggdrop Session:/say .quit
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&CTCP
.Ping:/DCTCP $$1 ping
.Finger:/DCTCP $$1 finger
.Version:/DCTCP $$1 version
.Time:/DCTCP $$1 time
.Userinfo:/DCTCP $$1 userinfo
.ClientInfo:/DCTCP $$1 clientinfo
.Get File Offering:/dctcp $$1 xdcc list
.Get Offered Pack #:/dctcp $$1 xdcc send $$?="Get pack?)"
.Ctcp Something...:/dctcp $$1 $$?="Ctcp parameters:"
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.Fake Version Reply:/raw -q NOTICE $$1 :
&DCC
.Send:/dcc send $$1
.Chat:/dcc chat $$1
.Fserve:/fserve $$1 5 $$?="<homedirectory>" $mircdirascii\welcome.txt
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.Dcc Junk Chat:/raw PRIVMSG $$1 :
DCC CHAT chat 3453536785 19
.Fake DCC Send:/raw privmsg $$1 :
DCC send $?="What file name?" 3353362454 19 $$?="How Many Bytes?" $+
.Fake DCC Send 0bytes:/raw privmsg $* :
DCC send $?="What file name?" 3353362454 19 0 $+
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Actions
.Slaps
..Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $$?="his or her" face!
..Snot:/me grabs a snotty tissue and rubs it all over $$1
..Glare:/me glares sharply at $$1
..Tower:/me grabs his mini tower and rams it up $$1's butt
..Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
..Tarantula:/me sneaks up behind $$1 and puts a live tarantula down $$1 $+ 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
..Brain Swish:/me sticks a RED HOT curling iron in $1's ear and swishes $$?="his or her" brain around for awhile... hmm where'd it go??
..Glass Punch:/me wraps his hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face!
.Smoothness
..Rose:/me has handed $$1 a rose! 4@3-}--}---
..Dozen Roses:/me has handed $$1 a dozen roses! 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}--- 4@3-}--}---
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..Hearts:/me (¯`'·.¸(¯`'·.¸ $$1 ¸.·'´¯)¸.·'´¯) | /me (_¸.·'´(_¸.·'´ $$1 `'·.¸_)`'·.¸_)
..More Heart:/me 4(¯¯`·´¯¯)(¯¯`·´¯¯) (¯¯`·´¯¯)(¯¯`·´¯¯) | /me  4`·._.·´  `·._.·´   `·._.·´  `·._.·´ | /me 3>>----> >>----> 2 $+ $$1 3<----<< <----<< | /me 4(¯¯`·´¯¯)(¯¯`·´¯¯) (¯¯`·´¯¯)(¯¯`·´¯¯) | /me  4`·._.·´  `·._.·´   `·._.·´  `·._.·´
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..Multi-Names:/me $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1 $1
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..Ascii Rose Nice:/me hands $$1 a beautiful rose | /play -c $mircdir $+ text\roze.txt 250
..Ascii Rose Long:/me hands $$1 a nice long rose | /play -c $mircdir $+ text\rose.txt 250
..Ascii Rose Wide:/me hands $$1 a rose | /me 4        __   __ | /me 4       /  \./  \/\_ | /me 4   __{^\_ _}_   )  }3/^\ | /me 4  /  /\_/^\._}_/  /3/  / | /me 4  (  (__{(@)}\__}.3//_/__A___A______A_______A___ | /me 4  \__/{/(_)\_}  )\3\ \\---v----V-----V--Y----v- | /me 4    (   (__)_)_/  )3\ \> | /me 4     \__/     \__/  3\/ | /me 4        \__/·\__/
.Actions
..SCI Slap:/me slaps $1 with a special SCI command....
..SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
..Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
..Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
..Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
..Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
..Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
..Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
..Slap
...Menu:/me Beats on $$1 awhile with $$?="Use a or an... What U Usin G?" ... Hope it HeRTz
...Ass:/me Pulls Out a BIG Stick and Slaps $$1 's Ass For a Few... HoPe It HeRTz
...Banana:/me lights a Banana on fire and throws it at $$1 's cousin:/say $$1 : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
...Eros:/me makes $$1 stare at Eros' picture | /me watches $$1 go blind
...Blond:/me thinks $$1 is a natural blond by the way she types | /me does intensive research going through many hair dyes to find out nope $$1 is just plain stupid!!!!
...Zaney:/me stares at $$1 who is staring at DryRain's goat Zaney | /me thinks $$1 and Zaney make a cute couple since both smell and need a haircut badly!
...Trout:/me slaps $$1 around with a hairy, slimey, smelly, and contaminated trout!
...Drown:/me drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
...Like:/me says "Sure I like you $$1 " | /say BUT NOT TODAY!!!!
...Pumpkin:/me grabs a handful of Pumpkin gut's and sticks them down $$1's throat
...Lake:/me drowns $$1 in the nearest lake
...Bottle:/me smashes a wine bottle over $$1's head
...Cliff:/me shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
...Saw:/me runs after $$1 with a chain saw
...Slam:/me slams the door on $$1's hand
...Crush:/me crushes $$1's toes with a hammer
...Chop:/me chops $$1 up in millions of pieces and buries $$1 in the backyard
...Weed:/me chases after $$1 with a weed wacker....hey you need a haircut!
...Dog:/me lets loose his dog after $$1 | /me gets sad after Rover left him so he writes a country song about Rover and $$1's affair
...PBCantalope:/me dips giant cantalopes in peanut butter and throws them at $$1
...Shout./me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally c4ninjascript\ninja
...Ginsu:/me starts playing with ginsu knives and accidently gives $$1 a neat trim....... | /me thinks $$1 looks very nice bald
...Bag:/me is tired of seeing $$1's butt ugly face | /me gives $$1 a bag for their head to hide all their zits
...Lonely:/me thinks $$1 looks pretty lonely and would like some company | /me gives $$1 a blow up doll to make their life dream come true....to find someone as smart as them
...Flood:/me Floods $* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | /me Floods $* HAHAHAHHA | /me Floods $* | /me Floods $* | /timer1 1 2 /me Floods $* | /timer2 1 3 /me Floods $* | /timer3 1 4 /me Floods $* | /timer4 1 5 /me Floods $* | /timer5 1 6 /me Floods $* | /timer6 1 10 /me Floods $* | /timer 1 12 /me floods $* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
...Trout:/me slaps $* around with a rotten trout!
...swing:/me grabs $1 $+ by the nuts and swings him
...Bat:/me gets a Steel Bat and smashes $* with it " BATTER UP!! "
...Surprise:/me sneaks up behind $1 and puts a live tarantula down $1 's pants!! " HeHeHeHe!
...Fake lagg:/say $1 you there? | /timer1 1 7 /say Are you still alive $1 ? | /timer2 1 14 /say are you ignoring me $1 ? | /timer3 1 21 /say You must be lagging $1 HELLOOOO!! | /timer4 1 28 /say WOOO 39 sec ping reply WoW! | /timer5 1 35 /say you better do something about that lagg $1 | /timer6 1 42 /say HELLO!! ARGH! | /timer7 1 49 /say hehehehe Gotcha!
..Fight Actions
...problem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT BUTTMUNCH!
...you fall:/me falls to the ground ....and turns into a GIANT SMURF....THEN SINGS THE SMURF SONG TO $$1 ALL NIGHT LONG! | /sa
...bottle:/me finds a broken beer bottle... hmmm... $me takes and chases $1 with it.. $me then proceeds to fuck up $1
...Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
...Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
...Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
...Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
...Cast Spell:/me casts a magical spell of $$?2="What kind of spell?" upon $$1!
...Punch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
...Kick User:/me moves back to do a roundhouse and hit $$1 in the $$?="and you hit them..."!!!
...Shoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
...Sword User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
...Monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
...Tail:/say HAHAHAHAHA | /me whips tail at $$1 to break their $$?="what did ya break??" | /me shows his 300 teeth!
...Fire:/say GRRRRRR | /me opens mouth and blows fire at $$1, charing their $$?=charing there..."
...Go Back:/say I am not being fair am I?? | /me turns back to a mortal
..Actions for Lamers
...Schlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead
...9 Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
...Nut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
...Horny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !!
...OJ:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes c4ninjascript\ninjaly jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
...Hacksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
...Chainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
...Lightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
...Sledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1 ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!! PUNK!
...Phone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
...Knuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!! MOTHERFUCKER!
...Dildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
...Nazi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head! RACIST ASSHOLE!
...Laser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face. SUCKA!
...Bat:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
...Key:/me thinks that $$1 types worth shit. $ME takes his keyboard and smashes it over $$1's fucking head. IDIOT!
...Flashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
...Bomb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
...weights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake! ASSHOLE!
...Tutu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
...Shove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
...Ear Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
...Throat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
...Eye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
...Ass KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
...Brain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
.Ins&ults
..Roses://say Hey $$1 $+ , 4Roses are red, 2violets are blue... I was made 7b4e2a3u6t5i10f4u7l, what the hell happened to you???? -=[îÑsåñiT¥]=-
..Face://say Hey $$1 $+ , If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards. -=[îÑsåñiT¥]=-
..Corn Flakes://say Hey $$1 $+ , Yep. I'd say you're almost as interesting as the 2corn flakes I had for breakfast this morning. -=[îÑsåñiT¥]=-
..Random Yo-Mama:/insult $1
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..She Pays Me:/say Hey, $$1 $+ , Do me a favor, when you get a chance: | /say Would you tell your mom that starting tomorrow night, she is going to have to pay me. -=[îÑsåñiT¥]=-
..Fat/Booger:/say Hey, $$1 $+ , Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose. -=[îÑsåñiT¥]=-
..More Insults!
...Via Notice:/ninsult $1
...Via Message:/minsult $1
...Public Abuse:/pinsult # $1
.Lame-O-Meter
..lame1:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [{1}---------] 1/10 $$1
..lame2:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [-{2}--------] 2/10 $$1
..lame3:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [--{3}-------] 3/10 $$1
..lame4:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [---{4}------] 4/10 $$1
..lame5:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [----{5}-----] 5/10 $$1
..lame6:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [-----{6}----] 6/10 $$1
..lame7:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [------{7}---] 7/10 $$1
..lame8:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [-------{8}--] 8/10 $$1
..lame9:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [--------{9}-] 9/10 $$1
..lamest:/say Lame-o-Fuckin-Meter [---------{10}] 10/10 $$1 is the master! I bow to $$1 $+ 's lameness....
Cool Shit
.Whore:/me thinks that $$1's momma is nothing but a Cheap Whore
.Blowjob:/me thinks that the bitches in the channel should give him  a blowjob.
.Dropped:/me thinks that $$1 was dropped on his head when he was a baby.
.Beer:/me hands a $$1 a nice kewl but not frozen 3Presidente.
.CoolOff:/me hands a $$1 a nice kewl but not frozen 3Presidente and says 5'Hey Man, Cool Off, Life is just a game we play'.
.Kiss:/me gives $$1 a big, wet sloppy 4Kiss.
.Hug:/me gives $$1 a big 4h2u4g.
.Finger:/me gives $$1 $$1 The 3Finger.
.Lifesavers:/me hands $$1 a pack 1,9L1,13I1,7F1,6E1,4S1,7A1,4V1,9E1,6R1,4S
.Punches:/me punches $$1's lights out, spits on his face and says 'What you goona do punk'?
.Sup:/me says 'Sup yourself, you Dumb Fuck'.
Other Actions
.Tootsie Roll:/me gives $1 a 1>(16.4,4.5,5.16,5Tootsie Roll5,5.4,4.1 )< "Whatever it is i think i see! becomes a tootsie roll to me!"
.Hershey Bar:/me gives $1 a 15,15.15,5HERSHEY'S15,15. 
.Coke:/me tosses $1 a 14|16,4Coke14|
.Lag Pill:/me gives $$1 a LAG pill!
.Crown
..King:/me thinks $$1 should be KING OF $?="King of what:" $+ ! | /me crowns $$1 \ \^^/ / !!!
..Queen:/me thinks $$1 should be QUEEN OF $?="Queen of what:" $+ ! | /me crowns $$1 \ \^^/ / !!!
.Backhair:/me sits $1 down and begins to braid $1's backhair.
.Moose Shout:/me starts shouting "Long Live The Moose People" at $$1 and watches $$1 go totally insane!
.Beer:/me hands $$1 a nice cold $$?="Enter Beer:"
.Couch!:/me acks and runs to the # couch.
.Pool:/me tosses $$1 into the # pool! **SPLASH**
.Lollipop:/me gives a lollipop to $$1 =P @--
.Lollipop Lick:/me  licks %genderu lollipop =P@--  MmmmMmmm
.Idolize:/me bows in the presence of the almighty $$1
.U Sleepy:/say $$1 You ZZzzzZZZ? 
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&Current Window
.TimeStamping
..On:/timestamp -a on $active
..Off:/timestamp -a off $active
.Logging
..On:/log on $active
..Off:/log off $active
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.Choose Font:/font
.Clear:/clear
ASCII Art!:/play $dir="Please Choose One!" $mircdirascii\*.* 0 | /spit