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$$1 You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
$$1 Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
$$1 When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.
oh yeah? well I'll hit you so hard,  $$1 by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
oh yeah? well I'll hit you so hard,  $$1 you'll have to take off your shoes to sh*t!
oh yeah? well I'll hit you so hard,  $$1 you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
oh yeah? well I'll hit you so hard,  $$1 your kids will be born dizzy!
Hey $$1 $+ , Roses are4 red1,6 violets1 are2 blue1... I was made13 beautiful1  what the hell happened to you????
6pushes a button and a mushroom cloud appears where $$1 was standing!
Hey $$1 $+ , If my dog had a face like yours, I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
12 Hey $$1 $+  , Your soooo ugly, it looks like you fell out of the Ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!
12hits $$snicks with a heat-seeking missile!
13 thinks that $$1's elevator don't go all the way to the top floor!!!!
13 Hey, $$1, you are so UGLY when I look up the word ugly in dictionary your picture is right there after it.
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gives 4 $$1 the pie! | /me ---14[8} ...............<4 $$1 > | /me ---------14[8} .........< 9 ©¿© > | /me ---------------14[8} ...< 13Ó¿Ó > | /me ---------------------< 12SPLAT!!! >
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4drops a cold ice cube down $$1's shirt!
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sticks out my tongue at $$1 and blows a huge razzberry!:Þ
11,1thinks that8,1 $$1 4,1REALLY 11,1needs a 4,1BATH8,1..... 8,1:) 
11,1grabs8,1 $$1's 11,1underwear. pulls it over8,1 $$1's 11,1Head.....   Now you look much better. The brown stain accentuates the shoes. 
11,1thinks the only way8,1 $$1 11,1can look better is with a bucket of Bondo and a coat of Paint.  
wonders how $$1 found the on switch to the computer.
is dumbfounded by the lack of intelligence that $$1 just displayed | /me blinds the channel with a camera flash catching $$1 's show ;)
throws a bucket of H²O on $$1
says, here's a ball $$1, now go play in the street
hits $$1 on the head with a bat *TONK* Yep, it's empty
thinks that $$1 should be the poster child for birth control
zips up $1 $+ 's coat and tells them to go outside and play nice with the other little children
OK.. I have had it.. you just.... well you .... GRRRR I am so mad that ... you are getting the FINGER!!!  | /ctcp $$1 finger
 $$1, talking to you is like masturbating with a cheese grater.... | .timer 1 3 /say Mildly amusing, but mostly painful.