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Your proverbial birthday cake will be covered in candles, but then someone will silly string you and it'll all go up in flames.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will marry your true love...but then she will run off with a Italian poet named Tonio never to be seen again.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will have a bad day DON'T BE ALARMED!!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You'll notice that many of these Fortune's could apply to anyone!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You are heading for a land of sunshine   lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will fall deeply in love.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Soon your love will come and marry you!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will never be as old as you look!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A cheese will fall on your head-----SPLAT-----!!!!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
look both ways before crossing the street and don't jaywalk.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will stub your toe over the next 10 years.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
HI BYE!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Reach for the stars, never give up, and eat your corn!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
If you use Bambie eye's, you will get what you want.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will have a good day.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Never trouble trouble, till trouble troubles you  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Immortality is a fate worse than death.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You may soon win a million dollars...stranger things have happened...  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Hidden secrets looking in cat's eyes.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Your life will have a fun and happy future.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will always love your Mother no matter what!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A turn in the road means good fortune for you.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will not get a Ferrari!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
you will find happiness and romance over the Summer!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
It is better to be loved than to have love and lose it.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will have an excellent dream....in the dream you are killing your boss  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A list is only as strong as its weakest link.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You may soon win a million dollars...stranger things have happened...  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Your luck is about to change....  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Something you have been wishing for will come your way soon.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
One of your many attributes is your creative imagination.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will soon go through some physical changes.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Do something you have been putting off.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Don't let a friend cut your hair.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will love someone in your life!!!!!!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will never become a stuck up brat.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You won't get gas...If you ride your bike.It doesn't need gas.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will wonder if I'll allude to Kung Fu in these Fortunes.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Don't ever try to cut your own hair.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Beware of a large white dog.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
It is simply easier to recieve than to give.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will not win the lottery this week.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Someday your ship will come in....but you'll be at the airport.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to do anything!  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will try to divorce your wife, only to find out that she'll always be your sister.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
10% of nothing is still nothing.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will marry your true love...but then he will run off with the Swedish bikini team never to be heard from again.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will find true love and happiness...and then you'll wake up.  lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
If you don't find love today...you'll find it some other time. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
It is better to be loved than to have love and lose it. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Your luck is about to change.... lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Something you have been wishing for will come your way soon. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
One of your many attributes is your creative imagination. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will soon go through some physical changes. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Do something you have been putting off. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Don't let a friend cut your hair. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Don't ever try to cut your own hair. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Beware of a large white dog. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
It is simply easier to recieve than to give. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will not win the lottery this week. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Someday your ship will come in....but you'll be at the airport. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to do anything! lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
You will try to divorce your wife, only to find out that she'll always be your sister. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
10% of nothing is still nothing. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Immortality is a fate worse than death. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
If you see a bright streak in the sky coming at you, duck. lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20) 
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? lucky numbers for today are...13,1 $rand(0,20) 8,1 $rand(0,20) 13,1 $rand(0,20) 11,1 $rand(0,20)