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Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,  Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the  bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

=-> SO STUPID,
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911 momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a bowling ball.  She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a bus:  Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like chinese food:  sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo momma has an afro with a chin strap.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo momma house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
You were born out of your mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo momma rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing,  and she said "Moving."
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mamma so fat, she wore a X t-shirt, and a helicopter landed on her
yo mama so skinny, she hang glides with a Dorito
yo mama so stupid, she thinks hamburger helper comes with another person
yo mama so stupid, she thinks menopause is a button

Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up 
Yo mamma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side! 
Yo mamma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! 
Yo mamma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! 
Yo mamma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" 
Yo mamma so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too 
Yo mamma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. 
Yo mamma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. 
Yo mamma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. 
Yo mamma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" 
Yo mamma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. 
Yo mamma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! 
Yo Mama so FAT, when she goes to the shoe-shiner, she has to take his word that he's done.
Yo Mama so fat, there isn't enough room to play one-on-one basketball.
Yo Mama is sooo fat, when she plays goalie, she's offsides at the same time.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. 
Yo mamma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. 
Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. 
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... 
Yo mamma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. 
Yo mamma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. 
Yo mamma so fat she was baptised in the ocean. 
Yo mamma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. 
If Ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects. 
Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama cuz she's a saint ... a Saint Bernard.
Hey, heard yo mama was chasin' after a school bus ... cuz she thought it was a giant Twinkie!
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: it took her half an hour to make minute rice. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she thought a hot meal was stolen food. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she bought a solar-powered flashlight. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get back change. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said "Concentrate". 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I told her it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I told her the drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she thought Beirut was a famous home run hitter. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she calls pagers collect. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she went to drug rehab because she thought she was Hooked on Phonics. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 2nd grade. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: that on her job application, under Education, she put, "Hooked on Phonics". 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said "Guess", and she said "uh, Levi's?". 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she stands up on an empty bus. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "Hey, it comes with cable." 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she thought hamburger helper came with another person. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she sold her car for gas money. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: that she hops the turnstyle when she gets OFF the train. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she checked the Lost and Found when she missed her period. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: when I asked her to buy me a color TV, she asked me what color. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, so she took a piss. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she got fired from a blow-job. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she went to a 24-hr store and asked what time they closed. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she thought Cheerios were donut seeds. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she thought Meow Mix was a dance album for cats. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I asked her to go to Subway's for two heroes and she came back with Batman and Robin. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I taught her how to do the "Running Man", and I haven't seen her since. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she only has one toe on each foot, but she bought a pair of flip flops. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: someone told her to take out the trash, so she moved out of the house. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she writes "Thank You" notes for her bills. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house! 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she married your daddy. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: she cooks with Old Spice. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID: I know she's been using my computer when I see the White-Out on my screen. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she got locked in a grocery store and starved! 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. 
2Yo mama's so STUPID:she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she tried joining an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!" 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: Rice Krispies won't talk to her. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she makes blind kids cry. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she makes onions cry. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: the psychiatrist makes her lie face-down. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she looks in the mirror, her pimples popped back in. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she gets up, the sun goes down. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: the government moved Halloween to her birthday. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: on Halloween, people go as her. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she has to "Trick or Treat" over the phone. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!"; and your dad replied, "Yeah, let's go bury it." 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when I took her to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back." 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: they put her in the zoo to keep the monkeys from jerking off. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: the prince would rather live as a frog than kiss her. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she's got little circles all over her body from people touching her with 10-foot poles. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: her mom had to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs would play with her. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: her mom had to feed her with a slingshot. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: her American Express card left home without her. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when she was born, they put her in an incubator with tinted windows. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: her parents first named her "Accident". 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: they knew what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she must've been born on the freeway -- that's where most accidents happen. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: when I see her, she reminds me of Taco Bell -- Run for the Border! 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she took your dog to the Canine Show and won ... your dog came in second. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: I saved her life by killing a shit-eating dog on the way over. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: condom advocates wanted to use her as a poster child. 
4Yo mama's so UGLY: she makes me wish birth control is retroactive
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:she could suck-start a Harley! 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt! 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs" 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times. 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:she's blind and seeing another man. 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive 
4Yo mama's so SLUTTY:I fucked her and I's a chick! 
4Yo mama's so HAIRY:you almost died of rugburn at birth! 
4Yo mama's so HAIRY:she's got afros on her nipples! 
4Yo mama's so HAIRY:she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. 
4Yo mama's so HAIRY:hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! 
4Yo mama's so HAIRY:she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh! 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:she made speed stick slow down. 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:she brings crabs to the beach 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:that her shit is glad to escape. 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. 
4Yo mama's so NASTY:I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. 
4Yo mama's so POOR:when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." 
4Yo mama's so POOR:she can't afford to pay attention! 
4Yo mama's so POOR:when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! 
4Yo mama's so POOR:when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!! 
4Yo mama's so POOR:she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layby. 
4Yo mama's so POOR:your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. 
4Yo mama's so POOR:she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.  I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." 
4Yo mama's so POOR:she drives a Datsun 180b!! 
4Yo mama's so POOR:she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. 
4Yo mama's so POOR:when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" 
4Yo mama's LIKE:potato chips-- Fri-to Lay 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a shotgun: one cock and she blows! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a hardware store: 5 cents a screw! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a bowling ball.  She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a bus:  Guys climb on and off her all day long. 
4Yo mama's LIKE:chinese food:  sweet, sour and cheap! 
4Yo mama's LIKE:a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.